Skateboard (#178)

Type: Artifact — Equipment

Text: When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"Why skate a half-pipe when you can skate a sewer pipe?"

Set: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (#178)